xXChemical-KittenXx

come get me,, police

taken from CondescendingDeadman 

1. Are you single? 
yup

2. Date what gender?
nah

3. Done any drugs? 
no

4. How old are you? 
like 5 tbh

5. Adidas or Nike? 
nah

6. Why did you and your ex break up? 
because i fucked up like hell

7. What’s the most traumatic thing that’s happened to you? 
sledding accident
maybe my dad throwing his laptop across the room
idk

8. Do you have any siblings? 
a bro and sis

9. How tall are you? 
5'7

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10. Do you smoke? 
no

11. Ever been to a festival? 
a few times

12. What’s your favourite food? 
chinese/italian

13. Favourite pair of shoes? 
My crappy galaxy shoes

14. Would you ever be in a long distance relationship? 
no

15. Would you ever have a threesome? 
no

16. Have you had a threesome? 
no

17. If someone paid you to delete your tumblr how much would you insist it be?
no

18. What was your last lie? 
"I'm okay please don't worry about me haha I just need to go."

19. Best compliment you have ever received? 
i honestly have no idea

20. What is your greatest strength or weakness?
Strength? Being able to isolate myself succeed with being independent
Weakness: My unwanted codependency and anxiety attacks

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21. What is your perfect pizza? 
a cheese one.

22. What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?
I don't wanna get up

23. Do you get along with your family? If not why not?
Yeh

24. Ugly and live forever or attractive and die in a year? 
I don't wanna live forever. That sounds horrible. Attractive and die in a year I guess.

25. What cheers you up? 
Playing piano, dank memes

26. Weed or Alcohol? 
nah son

27. What turns you on? 
kitchen tools

28. How many relationships have you been in? 
None, if we are are talking about which ones I consider real, really.

29. How many people have you slept with?
none

30. How many followers do you have? 
on dA? dont know dont really care anymore
on tumblr? like 1,235
thanks fallen-angel url apocalypse

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31. Who is your favourite rapper? 
none

32. Who’s your favourite musical artist? 
My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy,  Front Porch Step.

33. If you had to fuck a celebrity who would you fuck?
nah im good

34. If someone paid you 1million would you fuck Lindsey Lohan’s dad?
no

35. Kendall Jenner or Kylie Jenner?
what

36. What’s the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to you?
no idea

37. What’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to you?
a lot of things

38. Do you have a job?
i have one goddamn job on this ship
a fanfic writer

39. On a scale of 1 to 10 how much does tumblr rule your life?
7 eh

40. If you could sell your soul what would you want in return? 
to be happy
to be able to be independent, not to have to depend on other people's approval for happiness
friends i can god damn trust for once in my fucking life

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41. Ever sent nudes? 
no

42. Would you ever shave your head? 
no

43. Would you rather sniff coke or do Molly?
no

44. Instagram or Facebook?
Instagram

45. Last person that text you?
some person.

46. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done? 
a lot of things. 

47. Ever cheated on a partner?
no

49. If you had to choose one way to die what would it be?
fall into space and choke and die surrounded by my aesthetic

no but in all seriously i would want my last sight to be something beautiful
like space

50. Do you have a crush? If so who?
none

archiveofourown.org/works/4066…
y'all should check out this fanfic i just updated mhm its destiel au thingy go read the summary thing

it's summer
im bored af 
bye

1.Name: Elliot
2. Nickname: Bitch(given by Alexi)
3. Birthday: December 1st
4. Place of Birth: The hospital two blocks away where the Smashing Pumpkins used to practice
5. Chinese Zodiac Sign: Snake hiss hiss slytherin motherfucker
6. Male or Female: male
7. Education: unschooled(a type of homeschooling) 
8. Schools you went to: brinton bear thingy or some shit idk but our music teacher was a pedophile so that was gr8
9. College: college tuiton is free for me anywhere in europe so many options but at the same time college sounds so stressful and time wasting
10. Residence: under the stairs of the dursleys, bitch
11. Screen Names: pants-for-dragons, little_bitch_boy

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Colour: dark shit brown
13. Hair Length: stupid
14. Eye colour: Dark brown 
15. Best feature: nothing tbh
16. height: 5'7/5'8
17. Braces?: i need some yeh
18. Glasses?: unfortunately
19. Piercing: ear
20. Tattoos: i'm gonna get fall out boy lyrics on my shoulder one day
21. Righty or Lefty: Left/ambidextrous

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friends: Isabelle. You always said you'd be here but where are you now bitch
23. First Award: none im a failure
24. First Sport You Joined: good fucking question
25. First Pet: fish
26. First Real Vacation: we went back to chicago my birthplace to visit and i dont remember much but it being really loud and scary and never wanting to go back
27. First Concert: Fall Out Boy - Pot of Gold Festival. It was a fuckign experience
28. First Love: none everybody hates me so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: Sucker Punch/Amelie
30. TV Show: Unbreakable: Kimmy Schmidt/Avatar:TLA
31. Colour: purple?? idk
32. Rapper: none
33. Band: Fall Out Boy
34. Song Right Now: Headfirst Slide into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet - FOB
35. Friend: Alexi. She talks to me most and knows exactly what to say.
36. Candy: twix bitch
bwix
37. Sport to Play: is crying a sport
38. Restaurant: Portillo's
39. Favorite brand to wear: weeaboo shit
40. Store: Hot Topic
41. School Subject: Music
42. Animal: Honeybadger/Lion
43. Book: Warm Bodies
44. Magazine: ur mom
45. Shoes: red converse

___Currently___

46. Feeling: like i should die ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
47. Single or Taken?: haha single as fuck bro
49. Eating: my feelings
50. Drinking: my feelings
51. Typing: cry
52. Online?: no it's patrick
53. Listening To: my violent thoughts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
54. Thinking About: dying lol
55. Wanting To: die
56. Watching: my screen bro
57. Wearing: black butler sweater/pullover thing, red plaid sweatpants, mismatching socks idk my face

__________Future__________

58. Want Kids? no they are germbags
59. Want to be Married: i'm only ever gonna get married to alexi for financial reasons we've agreed on it
60. Careers in Mind: actor. youtuber. cutting life short you know the usual
61. Where do you want to live?: London 
62. Car: traveldave.com/wp-content/uplo… bout to steal your bitch like


__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___


63. Hair colour: eh
64. Hair length: eh
65. Eye colour: eh
66. Measurements: eh
67. Cute or Sexy: eh
68. Lips or Eyes: eh
69. Hugs or Kisses: hugs
70. Short or Tall: eh
71. Easygoing or serious: easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: eh
74. Sensitive or Loud: eh
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: eh

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: no
79. Had Alcohol: no
80. Smoked: no
81. Ran Away From Home: wanted to but didn't
82. Broken a bone: no
85. Broken Someones Heart: no everyone i've been with has broken up with me i've never actually dumped anyone ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
86. Broken Up With Someone: lol haven't even gotten the chance to
87. Cried When Someone Died: my cat, robin williams, my godfather
88. Cried At School: school is home so literally too many times to count

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: no but i like pretend there is sometimes. 
90. Miracles: the only miracle out there is how supernatural is still on air i mean the what the fuck is that cancel it already
91. Love At First sight: no
93. Aliens: yeah. all this fucking space and universes of course there's something bound to be out there. they just see all these fucking retards and go as far away from us as possible
94. Soul Mates: i believe in friend soulmates
95. Heaven: i wish
96. Hell: i wish
98. Kissing on The First Date: haha what's a date ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
99. Horoscopes: not really.

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is there someone (or something?) you want but you know you can't have?
i wanna die how about that can that happen

i never want to watch supernatural again